Sam, 18, New Jersey

I'm Rocky Horror obsessed, I love writing, especially poems and letters, and I love to bake

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  • professorfangirl:

    ultimateventist:

    charlesoberonn:

    If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

     

    However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

    (via postulation)

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  • askinnyblackman:

    things i used to laugh at

    • actual jokes

    things i laugh at now

    • yard sard

    (via tidwellcornertr)

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  • problackgirl:

    we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

    (via the-wigglytuff)

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    • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
    • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
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  • Anonymous asked : How do dick pics make u feel?

    ladyironlungs:

    the-inspired-lesbian:

    This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

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  • the-butt-prince-ike:

    scienceisbeauty:

    This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

    Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

    (via zerotosixtyinapinch)

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  • peetasboxers:

    BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

    (Source: castielsteenwolf, via crystallized-teardrops)

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  • quentintortellini:

    davvvd:

    -annoying:

    the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

    image

    I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

    it’s both

    (via fromundertheidiot27)

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  • How anxiety works:

    • Person: you're loud
    • Anxiety: you're annoying, a worthless piece of shit to the human race.
    • Person: you're quiet
    • Anxiety: speak the fuck up you shy ass little whore.
    • Person: you failed the math test? Bummer.
    • Anxiety: you dumbass,you'll never get anywhere in life. Kill yourself.
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  • "No, fuck you. I was worth it."
    and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via done)

    (via youarelifesexception)

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  • shimadonna:

    Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

    the fuckin dog is like

    should i lick the bun

    i’m gonna lick the bun

    *licks the bun*

    (Source: manicgay, via fromundertheidiot27)

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  • nuclearnyx:

    my anaconda don’t want none

    unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

    image

    (via andso-realityhasfallen)

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  • amyfieldmouse:

    autumnbound:

    powderedbuns:

    dialga:

    meowling-quim:

    sockdreams.com is such a dangerous website omg you can drop so much money within the blink of an eye

    I NEED ALL OF THEM

    let me tell you about sockdreams okay. everything they have is cute and their “longer” socks which are for taller or curvier people are amazing. i am almost 6 feet tall and not a skinny lady and i bought some thigh highs thinking they’d end up being calf socks on me and just kind of resigning myself to this fate but when they arrived (in like two days, holy shit they mail out fast) not only did they pull all the way up without trouble, they managed to stay up and look cute. as. fuck. OP’s right yo, that website’s a threat to your wallet.

    sockdreams is such a legitimate company and I love them a lot.

    can’t believe no one’s mentioned yet that a lot of the socks are really cheap (my favorite striped over the knee socks are 6 bucks a pair) and shipping is free in the US (or if you live in portland you can pick it up from sockdreams hq). they also have a great selection of arm warmers and yeah, i can attest for all of my sockdreams orders taking under 3 days to get here. highly recommended

    (Source: mogitha, via prince-of-vagabonds)

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  • acidpunch:

    still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

    and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

    (via seriously-youknow)

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