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Sam, 18, New Jersey

I'm Rocky Horror obsessed, I love writing, especially poems and letters, and I love to bake

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  • gollums-loincloth:

    elsa-hair-envy:

    mindofamaddock:

    centquius:

    sevendeadlysinsart:

    Seven Deadly Sins of public transport

    please read the ads in the background please

    finally someone has lust be the person lusting, not the one being lusted after.

    Twirque de soleil

    this should be printed out on public transport everywhere

    (via theehermyg)

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  • consultinghuntersofgallifrey:

    chubbymon:

    weezapalooza:

    actualstalkertimothydrake:

    THIS IS A LAMP

    Wha?!?! Take my money!

    Omfg! I could put it in my bookcase!

    NEED

    (Source: bluskadoe, via theehermyg)

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    • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
    • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
    • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
    • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
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  • amoying:

    when people keep talking and you just wanna

    image

    (via whos-thesalad-now)

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  • "w is not a vowel"

    every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

    I saw this post without it’s accompaniment and dead ass stared at it for 10 minutes growing angrier and angrier as to why the fuck I didn’t understand a post with over 80 thousand notes

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

    (via penultimatum)

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  • corporateaccount:

    iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

    (via penultimatum)

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  • "In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

    why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

    i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

    (via retconcorps)

    'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
    (via theinfinitejests)

    (Source: thirddeadlysin, via come-see-about-me)

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  • "It’s real hard for people that have any kind of inner struggle. That’s the worst struggle you can have, because you can’t blame anybody else. You can’t really fix it either, ’cause it’s inside of you and you don’t get any peace from yourself."
    Brian Fallon x (via fignewmans)

    (via come-see-about-me)

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  • chessys:

    a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage

    (via dxb0914)

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  • (Source: skyvvard, via notyourlittleslave)

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  • presidentrapunzel:

    m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

    catdad:

    If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

    I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

    This bunny is actually me every single day just tryna do life.

    (Source: 4gifs, via ryanvallejo)

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  • grizzlybara:

    I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized. 

    I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.

    Perfect.

    (via nope-dontcare)

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  • (Source: flaews, via rivur)

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